Personals / escort ads or cookbook catalog headers?
1. Gimme Some of That!
2. Feeling Smooth
3. Get it Right!
4. Unique Tastes
5. Uncommonly Good!
6. Bites of Delight
7. French and Fabulous
8. Invite a Crowd
9. Absolutely Asian
10. Terrific Tarts
11. Sweetness and Light
12. Crazy Hot
13. Norway's Bounty
14. Luscious and Latin American
15. Quick & Easy Asian
16. Mediterranean Marvels
17. Tasty Companions
18. Diabetic and Delicious
Ha! I tricked you! They're all from recent Jessica's Biscuit catalogs.
Recent past
So the main thing is that J. isn't in danger of an instant embolism at any moment, which on Thursday evening and part of Friday was a possible concern. A doctor she was seeing for a separate and considerably less alarming matter thought she (the doctor) found evidence that (1) either this was a potential problem (2) or else there was nothing wrong whatsoever.
Luckily, it was the latter.
So that just left the entirely unrelated problems (more than one) with the car, requiring two visits to mechanics with a third yet to come.
The weekend was spent trying unsuccessfully to make up for lost study and sleep time from the events of Thursday and Friday and also not driving anywhere more distant than the supermarket, lest part of the undercarriage fall off or the radiator overheat. That means we missed a party we wanted to go to, but I had a terrible headache all that day anyway.
Saturday and Sunday nights at least had something of a Milla film festival, watching "The Messenger" and "Resident Evil," both of which are okay if you have some project (perennial favorites include: laundry folding, clipping articles or recipes from magazines that are destined to be thrown away, looking up a list of foreign-language words from that one foreign-language article, creating new D&D villains) with which to occupy yourself during the boring parts.
Bonus quiz: Test your Milla Jovovich IQ!
1. What film features scenes with Milla mostly naked in a futuristic medical environment?
2. In what film does Milla play a quasi-divine prophesied savior?
3. In what film does Milla's character suddenly surprise us with unsuspected combat skills?
4. What Milla film features a co-star known for his role in a movie based on Les liaisons dangereuses?
5. In what film does Milla's character have frequent visions and flashbacks?
6. In what film does Milla act all wiggy?
1. Gimme Some of That!
2. Feeling Smooth
3. Get it Right!
4. Unique Tastes
5. Uncommonly Good!
6. Bites of Delight
7. French and Fabulous
8. Invite a Crowd
9. Absolutely Asian
10. Terrific Tarts
11. Sweetness and Light
12. Crazy Hot
13. Norway's Bounty
14. Luscious and Latin American
15. Quick & Easy Asian
16. Mediterranean Marvels
17. Tasty Companions
18. Diabetic and Delicious
Ha! I tricked you! They're all from recent Jessica's Biscuit catalogs.
Recent past
So the main thing is that J. isn't in danger of an instant embolism at any moment, which on Thursday evening and part of Friday was a possible concern. A doctor she was seeing for a separate and considerably less alarming matter thought she (the doctor) found evidence that (1) either this was a potential problem (2) or else there was nothing wrong whatsoever.
Luckily, it was the latter.
So that just left the entirely unrelated problems (more than one) with the car, requiring two visits to mechanics with a third yet to come.
The weekend was spent trying unsuccessfully to make up for lost study and sleep time from the events of Thursday and Friday and also not driving anywhere more distant than the supermarket, lest part of the undercarriage fall off or the radiator overheat. That means we missed a party we wanted to go to, but I had a terrible headache all that day anyway.
Saturday and Sunday nights at least had something of a Milla film festival, watching "The Messenger" and "Resident Evil," both of which are okay if you have some project (perennial favorites include: laundry folding, clipping articles or recipes from magazines that are destined to be thrown away, looking up a list of foreign-language words from that one foreign-language article, creating new D&D villains) with which to occupy yourself during the boring parts.
Bonus quiz: Test your Milla Jovovich IQ!
1. What film features scenes with Milla mostly naked in a futuristic medical environment?
2. In what film does Milla play a quasi-divine prophesied savior?
3. In what film does Milla's character suddenly surprise us with unsuspected combat skills?
4. What Milla film features a co-star known for his role in a movie based on Les liaisons dangereuses?
5. In what film does Milla's character have frequent visions and flashbacks?
6. In what film does Milla act all wiggy?
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Date: 2003-05-26 09:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-26 09:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-30 12:17 pm (UTC)I could think of was the "Phoenix" adult personals section (especially
the Providence Phoenix version, which seems much skankier).