And another post

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Although I am on the other side of the building, I just heard Bellowing Tricycle Man go by.

For something approaching real content, I give you a sneak preview of a future installment of "Latin for Gamers," the "useful phrases" page:

English: The dead brigand has three hundred gold pieces, a small green gem, and a Sword of Decapitation.
Latin: Praedoni mortuo sunt trecenti aurei, parva viridis gemma, et gladius incantatus ad capita detruncanda.

English: I'm afraid we're all out of Mountain Dew.
Latin: Vereor ne totam potionem vocabulo roris montani consumpserimus.

Now if only I could make myself write other things.