I just got e-mail from Consuela!

[quislibet]

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This was from a "Consuela gsqbacxckjnlqiubacdycmok," and while I haven't heard whether Consuela has a last name, I'm pretty sure this isn't it.

Also, that strange accent doesn't look Hispanic.

Scandal averted!

Comments

[julishka.livejournal.com]

the accent sounds like a little kid trying to fake a british accent! heehee.

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

Didn't one of the Cosby Kids talk that way?

[urban-homestead.livejournal.com]

Gsqbacxckjnlqiubacdycmok sounds vaguely like a gelugon name. Is Consuela a baatezu?

Consuela the Time Traveler

[ariesfire79.livejournal.com]

The first thing I thought of when I saw all those un-necessary vowels was Middle English. Maybe Consuela is a courtly lady from 14th century England.

This would be a commercial break during a mystery play... Like the story of Abraham.

[sjo.livejournal.com]

I think Consuela is Welsh, and she loves you.

[tk7602.livejournal.com]

did you see that harry potter has been translated to ancient greek?

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1077269580778B263&set_id=1

Re:

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

Yeah -- light summer reading!