Today's news in yesterday's idiom

The Akropolis World News brings you news stories you might read anywhere, except these are in ancient Greek and accompanied by an annoying MIDI of "Chariots of Fire."

Free food of DEATH

As I sit here eating this apple scored from the School of Theology lounge, it suddenly occurs to me that if I were EVIL, I would leave poisoned food apparently left over from a luncheon or reception in some public place where graduate students are likely to happen by.

And apples -- they have a bad rep.