open letter to "Citibank"'s "UTechnica1 service "

[quislibet]

Dear "Citibank UTechnica1 service":

You *might* fool more people into sharing their credit card numbers with you if your e-mail messages did not say things like "N?????? Chinesse New Year Blair Witch Project," "You'll see in 1952 When it was Romeo Fans in 1948 Costumes by seat no more Meta," and "Weqare8gratefuIqforMyourTcooperation."

Thanks,
Quislibet