An unsolicited e-mail message from a foot fetish website indicates that in some nebulous manner I can, simply by looking at the feet of amateur porn models, prevent war in Iraq.
You see, it's really just another plot for you to send money to support the war effort. Because, actually, I'll let you in on a little secret - Iraqi women? They dont have any feet. That's why they have to wear those long robes everywhere. That's why they're never allowed out of the house. That's why you always see them in groups on rare occasions outside of the house - all that uneven ground makes it hard to walk with no feet. They have to all lean in on one another, and if one wants to go to the bazaar, and one wants to go somewhere else, there's just chaos. It's really really heartwrenchingly sad, I tell you. That's _also_ why their heads are covered, I mean, would YOU want to look at someone's face all day who's been trying to walk around on stumps? I tell you...
oh, wait... arent Saudi women the ones with the heads covered?
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Date: 2003-01-31 09:03 am (UTC)Because, actually, I'll let you in on a little secret - Iraqi women? They dont have any feet. That's why they have to wear those long robes everywhere. That's why they're never allowed out of the house. That's why you always see them in groups on rare occasions outside of the house - all that uneven ground makes it hard to walk with no feet. They have to all lean in on one another, and if one wants to go to the bazaar, and one wants to go somewhere else, there's just chaos. It's really really heartwrenchingly sad, I tell you. That's _also_ why their heads are covered, I mean, would YOU want to look at someone's face all day who's been trying to walk around on stumps? I tell you...
oh, wait... arent Saudi women the ones with the heads covered?
uh, nevermind what I just said.
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Date: 2003-02-03 08:44 am (UTC)That's diabolical.
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Date: 2003-02-03 08:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-03 09:12 am (UTC)