Two different unsolicited e-mails

[quislibet]

HELLO!
ARE YOU AFRAID?

DON'T BE AFRAID.

HOSANNA TEMPLE OF GOD
PRESENTS "5 DAYS FASTING AND REVIVAL"

THEME: THE KEY TO ENJOY YOUR INHERITANCE.

BREAKTHROUGH AND DELIVERANCE FROM..

* POVERTY
*SICKNESS
*BUSINESS FAILURE
*MARRITAL PROBLEM
*JOBLESSNESS
*PROBLES IN YOUR WORKING PLACE
*BARRENESS
*YOUR WOMB IS RESERVED FOR A COVENANT CHILD, A
PROMISED ONE.

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Those pesky probles! And is that last one something I'm supposed to be delivered FROM or OF?

Separately:

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Iraqi countryman shooted an Apache with a rifle when he saw US Navi
soldiers fking his goat

Wild nature animal mating
Young Horse lovers
Dog's pizzle blow jop

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Hooray for pizzle blow jops, says I. But Netscape says: