bunnies

[quislibet]

An anonymous seasonal gift came to J. and me late last week; I sent the following e-mail message to the chief suspects:

The damnedest thing happened the other day -- a chocolate rabbit appeared on our doorstep, apparently offering itself freely for our consumption. It has been mute, however, on its real mission or who it might be working for, so that's only a guess.

To which I received the following reply:

I would suggest using extreme caution with the rabbit. I believe that we are at orange alert status right now, and any responsible citizen would act accordingly. (I am assuming that it is one of those suspect looking "Dark" or "milk" chocolate rabbits and not a cleancut, all-american "white" chocolate rabbit).

You should keep an eye on the bunny and report any unusual activity to the authorities. However, no court would convict you if you decide to punish that bunny bastard for what they did to us on 9/11. Bite the little fucker's head clean off.

Comments

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

You should probably get a caramel/nougat mink to guard against any future incursions.

Oh dear. I reminded, for some reason, that it is the Season of the Peeps.

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

Sadly, we haven't been able to get enough federal funding to afford security measures like caramel minks. We'll have to rely on alerts from suspicious neighbors. But we've declared the current suspect an enemy combatant and tonight we're going to have a secret tribunal.