Today's spam

[quislibet]

In my inbox today, more surreal subject headers, perhaps randomly generated:

* alas, Lecroix is furiously growling.
* are her somewhat gleefully growling gumdrops undulating? Nope.
* my cute unicycles seem to be brown.
* Listen to me! wish lamely to attempt to be wily!
* Hey, you! You should fall into disturbed cyan stews
* if the VCR of torment very horrifically yawns then somewhat horribly shaving cafes somewhat fearlessly think of horrifically driving her fashionable cyan go cart. alas, silent iguanas are orange.
* You must chant, "the borscht of dwarf Slaying lamely listens to one slowly aching beagle"!


Sadly, in the body of each one comes the anticlimax, "dude, this shit is sick.. haha," with a link.

In other news, the Arcanum LARP Saturday was so chock-full of roleplaying that I didn't need to anything rules-related the entire day. Also, I like baklava.

Comments

[spriggan.livejournal.com]

dwarf slaying? is like some kind of weird snuff porn?

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

Could be. Drown 'em in borscht; someone might get off on that.

Didn't click on the link, though (or, more precisely, I didn't highlight it in Pine, copy it, and paste it into my browser), so I can't say for sure.

[silas7.livejournal.com]

I received a bunch of them too, this one is my favorite, it made me think of Heatray.

"their mildly giggling summer of horrid indigo zombies ruthlessly passes over very very mildly failing cars! "

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

That's a good one. I can indeed see its Heatrayitude.