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Oct. 12th, 2003 08:11 pm
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Guess people liked that post from the other day. Glad to hear it, although I'm not sure I needed the positive reinforcement for procrastination. A couple years ago, when I posted an abstract for a conference paper, I didn't get near so many positive replies. I didn't really get any negative ones, either, mind you...

But still. Food for thought.

At some point I shall have to update it using the feedback concerning the "Turbo 'Vette" conundrum, as well as the crux around "rumpled smooth skin"; although I am tempted to keep that reading according to the principle of lectio difficilior, it is true that "rump of smooth skin" (or, as some scholars have suggested, "rub that smooth skin") makes for a more logical expression.

Anyway:
1. Homer-like, I have been continued. This means the last traces of guilt I wasn't really feeling about not having done the whole thing have now been entirely swept away. "A weight has left me," as I vaguely remember, from an anthropology class I took once, some or more than some Greek Orthodox say or used to say after Confession. Only they say it in Greek: ena varos m'efige. Which flows nicely into point two:

2. Early calls for a Greek translation have been answered; I don't have the Greek character set the translator used, and so can't read it myself, but perhaps you can.

Update 10/16/03: Fixed the link to Ukelele's translation.

Date: 2003-10-12 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ukelele.livejournal.com
"Homer-like"? Vergiliana sum?!? O di immortales!

Tuum indicans etiam fractum sunt. ("Indicans"? Mihi parce; Latina ista verba nova non habet!)

Date: 2003-10-12 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ukelele.livejournal.com
"sunt"!?! "est"! Dormire debeo.

Yes, that Sir Mix-a-Lot post was boss....

Date: 2003-10-12 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
... and has undoubtedly got you a whole new raft of readers.

And of course, some of them will be annoying asses like me, who will ask for favours.

You see, one of the commentators on your Mixalot post said he was going to take a certain Latin phrase as his signature.

Which made me think, well, I've wanted for some time to use a signature, but would'nt it be great if I had to translate it for people. I was going to do it in the original French, but now feel Latin would be better.

So, a favour please, if you would: translate into Latin Jean Genet's dictum "To acheive harmony in bad taste is the height of elegance."

Date: 2003-10-12 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrric.livejournal.com
crux around "rumpled smooth skin"; although I am tempted to keep that reading according to the principle of lectio difficilior, it is true that "rump of smooth skin" (or, as some scholars have suggested, "rub that smooth skin") makes for a more logical expression.

I always thought it was a pun on Rumplestiltskin (sp?) (ie. Rumplesmoothskin) but I have no idea what Rumplestiltskin's butt looked like so I'm not sure if I'm reading too much into that.

Date: 2003-10-13 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frumiousb.livejournal.com
It really was a masterpiece of procrastination, though. I think that's what caused so much of a reaction. I've added you to my list in the hope of seeing more similar pieces :)

The strange things that happen

Date: 2003-10-13 07:23 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Strange to see your translation cited on a blog I read regularly (www.greengrl.org). Who knew that *this* was the way to Latin translation fame?

Sara

Date: 2003-10-13 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quislibet.livejournal.com
Well, I don't know how many such masterpieces of procrastination there will be. Usually just reading other people's journal entries is at least twice as much time as I should spend away from my work on any given day...

But glad you liked it.

Re: The strange things that happen

Date: 2003-10-13 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quislibet.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's really getting around.

I guess all those forwarded links in internet-land have to come from *somewhere*, originally...

Date: 2003-10-13 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quislibet.livejournal.com
That is also a frequently mentioned theory.

As I have never actually heard the song (!), and the official site (mixalot.info -- not a site I would have thought I'd be checking) doesn't have lyrics for that particular album, I can't say...

Date: 2003-10-13 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stagemanager.livejournal.com
I have added you to my friends list solely based on your Latin song translation.

Thank you for that.

Date: 2003-10-15 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lekythen.livejournal.com
Salve... *waves across the Atlantic* A friend kicked me over here. I've been the Latin translator for my gaming groups for years, and was amazed to find another. Must say, reading your translation makes me want to do the same. Most fun I've ever had with it was translating a 'looking for a flatmate' ad into Latin for a friend. And, hmm, I did it as dissertation avoidment as well. Heh.

I always heard it as 'rub that smooth skin', myself.

Date: 2003-10-16 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quislibet.livejournal.com
Et ego dormire debeo, aut saltem volo, and here it is not even 2 PM, but I see what you mean. I'll fix the link.

Future Latin lyrical projects?

Date: 2003-10-17 06:39 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Baby Got Back was a work of undisputed genius, but now I feel your incredible talents clearly have to be put to work on a translation of Ice Ice Baby. I am particularly looking forward to your interlineal treatment of "Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon":

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

Date: 2003-10-17 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quislibet.livejournal.com
It's amazing how much I'm prepared to do for dissertation avoidance.

Of course, with this journal address being forwarded around the internet and likely to come to the attention of potential future employers, I'm not sure it was a good idea to admit that. Hmm.

Date: 2003-10-17 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lekythen.livejournal.com
Next time, confess your sins in Latin. It will confound your enemies, and look sharper too.

Or

Date: 2003-11-13 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
is it possible "rubber smooth skin"? Could be.
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