Today's prize-winning spam

[quislibet]

... was a message from "Indulgences C. Choppy" with the subject heading "A real creampie is so beautiful." The body of the message contained a paragraph about how large diesel-fuel vehicles should cut idling time and thereby help the environment. After this was an invitation to observe as a certain Alyssa's rectum was filled with milk and sticky jizzie. Possibly this is related to the "real creampie," or perhaps there is no connection.