Today's prize-winning spam

[quislibet]

... was a message from "Indulgences C. Choppy" with the subject heading "A real creampie is so beautiful." The body of the message contained a paragraph about how large diesel-fuel vehicles should cut idling time and thereby help the environment. After this was an invitation to observe as a certain Alyssa's rectum was filled with milk and sticky jizzie. Possibly this is related to the "real creampie," or perhaps there is no connection.

Comments

Re: Like, We in the jizzie?

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

If only the government would disseminate fuel efficiency along with their jizzie.

Hmmm....

[puffpastry.livejournal.com]

Though the "creampie" IS a fellow bakery product, I just want to make it clear that there is no other connection between me, Puffpastry, and said creampie.

And now I'm off to cut my idling time...

Re: Hmmm....

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

It is just as well that my idling time does not, so far as I know, "adversely impact" (as the kids are saying nowadays) the environment. In fact, one could argue that when I am idle, I am not producing things on paper, and so am preserving our forest heritage.