... the horror

[quislibet]

Just in case anyone missed it in my comments section yesterday (but I expect you all keep coming back here and seeing if anyone has replied to what I've said, and, more importantly, if I've replied to their replies), J. and I apparently really did see testicles on a truck the other day. One can learn more than is necessary here (be warned: pictures of plastic testicles!):

http://www.nutsfortrucks.com/

I fear that what we saw, however, were the cheap imitation truck-nuts as seen in the comparison picture there at the bottom of the "all about" page.

A similar page, bumpernuts.com, warns that anyone who affixes their product to an actual moving vehicle is responsible for his (or her) own fate.

Comments

[spreadsothin.livejournal.com]

You are the third person on my friends page to post links to trucknuts. Do not understand. This is like the hotdog octopus thing all over again.

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

The... hotdog octopus.

[spreadsothin.livejournal.com]

http://octodog.net/why_octodog.htm

(buries head in the sand)

[tiamatlady]

Oh
My
gods.
*blushes*
I'm actually without words....

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

Except for those there that you typed.

[futurenurselady.livejournal.com]

In winter with all the salt on the roads, they should mold them in chocolate. Then they'd be chocolate covered nuts.

FNL

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

This must not be.

[eyeslikecyanide.livejournal.com]

hey
ka_crow told me that you translate english into latin so i was wondering if you would do me a favour and traslate some stuff for me?or tell me of anyone who will? I am willing to pay!!!!Not with my life, but with money......................



cheers

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

Depends on how long or involved the stuff is, but unless it were really short I couldn't get to it in the next month, and almost certainly not at all in the next two weeks at any size. If that's not helpful I can e-mail a bunch of Boston-area grad students to see if anyone else is interested.

[eyeslikecyanide.livejournal.com]

oh thank you. I just want:

"Slit open her sky and let her stars, slit me open and suck my scars"

It would be great if you could find anyone who could do that, my email address is in my profile. Thank you, and sorry for bothering you!

Nuts

[(Anonymous)]

I must emerge briefly from my self-imposed blog slumber to say this:
Truck nuts? Yuck! Sounds like something they would have in Texas.

Sara

Re: Nuts

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

And yet there it was, on Rt. 95 somewhere in the vicinity of Sharon or Mansfield.