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quislibetA spam message invites me to investigate an exciting new health product "as seen on N.B.C., C.B.S., C.N.N., and even Op Rah."
Apparently it allows one to lose weight, reverse aging, improve memory, and increase energy levels, muscular strength, sexual potency, emotional stability, all without diet or exercise! (I think it might even make you rich, rig elections in favor of the party of your choice, and do all the housework!)
The|re we*re lots of rnadom characters thr|own in he-re and some wrods misspell|ed to get pas-t fil|ters, but for some reason "sexual potency" was left alone.
P.S. The plumber did not come.
Apparently it allows one to lose weight, reverse aging, improve memory, and increase energy levels, muscular strength, sexual potency, emotional stability, all without diet or exercise! (I think it might even make you rich, rig elections in favor of the party of your choice, and do all the housework!)
The|re we*re lots of rnadom characters thr|own in he-re and some wrods misspell|ed to get pas-t fil|ters, but for some reason "sexual potency" was left alone.
P.S. The plumber did not come.
