Op-Rah, high priestess of Mon-Tel, keeper of the seven keys of Vintuzler

[quislibet]

A spam message invites me to investigate an exciting new health product "as seen on N.B.C., C.B.S., C.N.N., and even Op Rah."

Apparently it allows one to lose weight, reverse aging, improve memory, and increase energy levels, muscular strength, sexual potency, emotional stability, all without diet or exercise! (I think it might even make you rich, rig elections in favor of the party of your choice, and do all the housework!)

The|re we*re lots of rnadom characters thr|own in he-re and some wrods misspell|ed to get pas-t fil|ters, but for some reason "sexual potency" was left alone.


P.S. The plumber did not come.

Comments

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

... and, unexpectedly, the plumber came here, and measured our apartment for a new shower.

Go figure.

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

P.S. The plumber did not come.

Maybe he needs that exciting new health product.

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

Could be!

[damiel.livejournal.com]

P.S. The plumber did not come.

In the movies I've rented, he always does.

Or maybe that was the pizza man.

I forget now.

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

What about the movies with the plumber AND the pizza man?

[idahoswede.livejournal.com]

If you find an ad that also says it will do all the housework, BE SURE and let me know. Don't worry about the other stuff.

[lilithraevyn.livejournal.com]

but for some reason "sexual potency" was left alone

Because, those that they could pull in to buying something like that would be easily confused...

[julishka.livejournal.com]

omg. will it get me out of debt, too? rich is one thing, but debt, that is another. i'd like thicker hair, too. kthx.

[quislibet.livejournal.com]

I think it might give you sovereign power over all things, so debt and hair should be a cinch!

[julishka.livejournal.com]

excellent. perhaps i'll provide them with my financial details so they can rob me blind or steal my ebay identity while they're at it. woot!