Attention:

This morning I had an odd medley of "Changes" and the theme from I Dream of Jeannie in my head. (The more familiar theme from that show; not the bizarro one from the early black-and-white episodes they were playing on TV Land recently.)

That somehow warped into that Billy Joel "Italian Restaurant" song, possibly via Suzanne Vega.

Okay, now you can get back to what you were doing.

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Dear Porn Industry,

Please disabuse yourself of the notion that it is anything other than tiresome to make "cum" puns. Nor does the use of cute winky emoticons change this in any way.

Thank you.