Nisi mecum concubueris, phobistae vicerint

Rather than complain about the Latin in that quiz that's going around -- it would be like clubbing a whimsical little baby seal, only more just -- I'll accentuate the positive: Henry Beard's X-Treme Latin.

Fat Eddie

...may have lost to Consuela, but he has a job.

EDIT: Right. So this originally pointed to a locked post. One of Fat Eddie's most ardent supporters is using the persona for a project of his, is all I really wanted to say.