spam headlines
Oct. 1st, 2002 09:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
quislibetI just deleted unread something like 130 messages from a web-based
account I don't use much. Here are some of the more interesting or
puzzling subject headers:
"Introducing the NEW Phaser 8200."
Sweet! I've always wanted a phaser.
Here's a category of which I had previously been ignorant:
"NEW INTERRACIAL VIOLENCE !!!"
This sort of clears up a question I'd had, although the acronym doesn't
seem quite to work, and I hate that apostrophe-plural thing:
"M.I.L.F = Mom's I Want To F-ck"
The world of porn is so twisted that even language breaks down:
"Yes, yes, yes! I was found it! Just see...."
"where the toilet?"
"tissues and flog!"
Financial spam is often puzzling:
"Quick Cash - Card Enclosed!"
"$250,000... as low as $6.50 per month. ..."
(unabridged)
One porn spam was entitled "Winter in July," which I noted just as I was listening to "I'll fall with your knife."
Eerie.
account I don't use much. Here are some of the more interesting or
puzzling subject headers:
"Introducing the NEW Phaser 8200."
Sweet! I've always wanted a phaser.
Here's a category of which I had previously been ignorant:
"NEW INTERRACIAL VIOLENCE !!!"
This sort of clears up a question I'd had, although the acronym doesn't
seem quite to work, and I hate that apostrophe-plural thing:
"M.I.L.F = Mom's I Want To F-ck"
The world of porn is so twisted that even language breaks down:
"Yes, yes, yes! I was found it! Just see...."
"where the toilet?"
"tissues and flog!"
Financial spam is often puzzling:
"Quick Cash - Card Enclosed!"
"$250,000... as low as $6.50 per month. ..."
(unabridged)
One porn spam was entitled "Winter in July," which I noted just as I was listening to "I'll fall with your knife."
Eerie.
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Date: 2002-10-01 07:39 am (UTC)i think it's usally "I'd Love To"
wow, at least they could get the porn-spam _right_
geez...
Re: Weird.. I have been getting tons of those MILF ones....
Date: 2002-10-01 09:36 am (UTC)Re: Weird.. I have been getting tons of those MILF ones....
Date: 2002-10-01 01:45 pm (UTC)Incidentally, notification of your post arrived in my inbox directly following a message entitled, "Hot MILFs on the trot." (I've heard of "hot TO trot," but never "...ON THE trot." All sorts of new and exciting directions for the English language here.)