quislibet | spam headlines

I just deleted unread something like 130 messages from a web-based
account I don't use much. Here are some of the more interesting or
puzzling subject headers:

"Introducing the NEW Phaser 8200."
Sweet! I've always wanted a phaser.

Here's a category of which I had previously been ignorant:
"NEW INTERRACIAL VIOLENCE !!!"

This sort of clears up a question I'd had, although the acronym doesn't
seem quite to work, and I hate that apostrophe-plural thing:
"M.I.L.F = Mom's I Want To F-ck"

The world of porn is so twisted that even language breaks down:

"Yes, yes, yes! I was found it! Just see...."

"where the toilet?"

"tissues and flog!"

Financial spam is often puzzling:

"Quick Cash - Card Enclosed!"

"$250,000... as low as $6.50 per month. ..."
(unabridged)

One porn spam was entitled "Winter in July," which I noted just as I was listening to "I'll fall with your knife."
Eerie.