Open letter
Jan. 10th, 2003 02:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
quislibetDear Cammaron Di*az,
I just thought you might want to know that the URL of those "Brutal Tyrant Seks" pictures of you that you were mailing to your friend got sent to me by mistake. You should be more careful next time!
(Oh, and I think it's spelled "sex"!)
It's really weird, though, that you were expecting your friend to provide a credit card number to prove that he's over 18. Don't you know already? I'd like to think I knew someone well enough at least to have a general idea of his age if I were going to show him pictures of myself being raped by donkeys. But I don't want to tell you how to live your life.
Anyway, did you know your name is very similar to the name of a Hollywood star? I think that's pretty cool -- she spells it "Cameron Diaz," though.
I'm curious: how do you pronounce the asterisk? I think I want to spell my name with an asterisk too, but not if it's going to be pronounced funny.
Sincerely,
quislib*t (is that okay?)
I just thought you might want to know that the URL of those "Brutal Tyrant Seks" pictures of you that you were mailing to your friend got sent to me by mistake. You should be more careful next time!
(Oh, and I think it's spelled "sex"!)
It's really weird, though, that you were expecting your friend to provide a credit card number to prove that he's over 18. Don't you know already? I'd like to think I knew someone well enough at least to have a general idea of his age if I were going to show him pictures of myself being raped by donkeys. But I don't want to tell you how to live your life.
Anyway, did you know your name is very similar to the name of a Hollywood star? I think that's pretty cool -- she spells it "Cameron Diaz," though.
I'm curious: how do you pronounce the asterisk? I think I want to spell my name with an asterisk too, but not if it's going to be pronounced funny.
Sincerely,
quislib*t (is that okay?)
