Although I am on the other side of the building, I just heard Bellowing Tricycle Man go by.
For something approaching real content, I give you a sneak preview of a future installment of "Latin for Gamers," the "useful phrases" page:
English: The dead brigand has three hundred gold pieces, a small green gem, and a Sword of Decapitation.
Latin: Praedoni mortuo sunt trecenti aurei, parva viridis gemma, et gladius incantatus ad capita detruncanda.
English: I'm afraid we're all out of Mountain Dew.
Latin: Vereor ne totam potionem vocabulo roris montani consumpserimus.
Now if only I could make myself write other things.