Today's prize-winning spam

... was a message from "Indulgences C. Choppy" with the subject heading "A real creampie is so beautiful." The body of the message contained a paragraph about how large diesel-fuel vehicles should cut idling time and thereby help the environment. After this was an invitation to observe as a certain Alyssa's rectum was filled with milk and sticky jizzie. Possibly this is related to the "real creampie," or perhaps there is no connection.

Puppet Update

Thanks to a button transplant last night, the leopard puppet is no longer eyeless.

... the horror

Just in case anyone missed it in my comments section yesterday (but I expect you all keep coming back here and seeing if anyone has replied to what I've said, and, more importantly, if I've replied to their replies), J. and I apparently really did see testicles on a truck the other day. One can learn more than is necessary here (be warned: pictures of plastic testicles!):

http://www.nutsfortrucks.com/

I fear that what we saw, however, were the cheap imitation truck-nuts as seen in the comparison picture there at the bottom of the "all about" page.

A similar page, bumpernuts.com, warns that anyone who affixes their product to an actual moving vehicle is responsible for his (or her) own fate.